This is the End

2 stars (out of 4)

Released 2013

After being unimpressed with the trailer, I wasn’t planning on seeing this film, but rave reviews from critics and a stellar rating on imdb changed my mind.

The concept is that a group of comedic actors, playing themselves (or parodying themselves), are gathered for a party when some kind of apocalypse strikes the world.  Sounds funny, right?  Unfortunately, a lot of the script feels like uninspired improv, with each joke going on a little too long and just not being funny enough to make you laugh.

I kept waiting for this film to get funnier or more clever, based on the reviews I had read, but, no, this film is what its trailer promised and nothing more.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

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2 stars (out of 4)

Released 2011

Based on the John LeCarre novel about British spies during the Cold War, this film adaptation is virtually impossible to follow unless you are familiar with the world of Cold War era espionage.

I watched this with sub-titles on, so at least I had some help learning the names of the numerous characters (eg. “Control” is the name of one of the spies).  Despite the fact that the casting director wisely chose actors with very distinctive faces, I still couldn’t keep track of which name belonged to which face, and, since off-screen characters are frequently referred to only by their names, this is a problem.

The story is told in a non-linear fashion, and there were several scenes in which I was so lost as to what was going on that, when the film finally reveals the significance of the earlier mysterious scene, I had completely forgotten it.

Add the above problems to the fact that there is very little movement in the film (I mean, literally, people move around slowly, if at all, and, being British, emote very little) and you have a strangely inert movie.  If the viewer could understand all the calculating that is presumably going on inside the characters’ implacable exteriors, I guess it could have been suspenseful.

I only know that there was a coherent story under this mess because I watched it with someone who had read one of LeCarre’s novels as well as other spy novels that deal with similar themes and he was able to explain many of the plot points that I had missed.

Still, a movie that cannot stand alone and requires extensive background knowledge for basic comprehension of its plot, is a failure.

Fish Tank

2 stars (out of 4)

Released 2009

This independent film, set in a housing project on the outskirts of London, is a portrait of a troubled 15-year old named Mia and shows how she is affected by the arrival of her mother’s new boyfriend, Connor (played by Michael Fassbender).

Because of the film’s slow and deliberate pace, we watch Mia’s ill-advised actions (picking fights, trying to steal a horse, breaking and entering) with the expectation that she has some grander plan that we don’t yet know.

Unfortunately, it seems the movie’s only purpose is a character study of a not-too-bright teen and the disadvantaged circumstances that she is all-too-predictably unable to rise above.